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Old 05-23-06, 12:05 PM   #21
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How about a gravestone that simply says
"I told you i was sick"
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Old 05-23-06, 01:55 PM   #22
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Jester Spike Milligan.

"I told you I was Ill" is the famous words on the gravestone of Spike Milligan who made the joke about 60 years ago. The Goonshow.. what a laugh.

Spike Milligan who once listened to Prince Charles sing his praises before presenting him with an award, took the award and thanked the prince for his kind words by saying: "creep!"
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Old 06-26-06, 01:27 PM   #23
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Default Oh Sweet Mother of Mine.

My Mom just brought me left over, fancy, finger funeral sandwiches. ...from someone's funeral.

I think of death with every sweet, egg salady bite I take.

I hope my death tastes like egg salad.

Or better yet, like deviled eggs.

...something involving eggs, anyway.
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Old 06-26-06, 10:03 PM   #25
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nice.
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Old 06-27-06, 07:29 AM   #26
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Lurk Snuggling in death

I've given it all together too much thought. I want an open cask with a pie in the face. I then wish to be cremated but still buried. A grave dug and a small brightly coloured clown vehicle inserted then buried. From the buried vehicle to somewhere conveniently close to the surface would be placed a tube where ashes could be deposited. As more and more clowns die if it is their wish their ashes can be added down into the vehicle and their names added to the tombstone which would have some sort of picture of the car in its glory attached. I would additionally have USB memory sticks built into the tombstone such that you could download copies of work done by the various dead clowns within.
I can hardly wait!
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Old 06-27-06, 07:32 AM   #27
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we should start a collective fund to help pay for that.
Its for the good of the world!!
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Old 06-27-06, 08:19 AM   #28
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we should start a collective fund to help pay for that.
Its for the good of the world!!
What is? Dead clowns?

*rimshot*

Thanks, I'll be here all week!

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Old 02-18-07, 11:06 PM   #29
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"Death was just Nature's way of killing him."

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Old 02-18-07, 11:06 PM   #30
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Dan, with due respect to your new thread, here are a bunch compiled so far. You are right to think this bunch would come up with some good ones.
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